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Firstly, I'm not really used to hookups. I've pretty much always been a serial monogamist so this is sorta new to me. As such I'm not really looking for a "hookup". I think I'm more looking for a casual FWB? Something with a little more trust and connection. Sexual health is really important to me so that level of trust (and sharing clean STD screens before we do anything) is really important to me.
So, you're probably interested in some info about me! I'm - White 5'10" Some tattoos Short brown hair Cute About 195lbs with an okay build. Wouldn't call myself out of shape.
Who are you? A well adjusted, safe person with food hygiene and a good attitude! Not in a relationship (not looking to help you cheat) or poly (messy). I'm not overly concerned with looks as much as I am with attitude. I'll gladly take a 5/10 with a dominant attitude over a 10/10 princess/brat. Having said that, I'm not really into BBW. Just a personal preference, nothing against you if you are. Curvy, extra, bigger. All that's fine. I'm not perfect, I don't expect you to be. Everyone has a tummy and this whole thing is about giving YOU pleasure. No need to worry about being self conscious with me and having that get in the way of awesome orgasms.
What am I looking for? Well, a woman who really really enjoys head and maybe has a busy life or is tired of dealing with other bullshit. Someone who is comfortable having me as a regular on call head giver! I will say, a big part of this for me (since I'm not looking for any sort of reciprocating) is a bit of a dominant attitude. We're not talking whips and chains here, but someone who is comfortable really telling me when they want head, having a bit of a bored and ignored attitude, and isn't overly concerned with my time or comfort lol. Again, a little kinky but all in good fun!
Who am I? Generally very humor driven and light hearted. Easy to get along with and pretty low maintenance. After work I usually go to the gym or play some hockey. Night I might play some games with friends or catch some old black and white TV show. Maybe some reading! I'm not going to say I'm "normal" because what the fuck does that even mean but I can confidently say I'm not a creep! Average life, friends, girls who are friends, etc. I know there's a lot of odd/creepy dudes on the internet and I guess I'd just like you to know I don't fall into that category.
How will this work? We'll talk first. Nothing throws up a red flag like "Hey complete stranger come over here now" as a first message. A.) I don't know you, you could be a catfish. B.) I don't know what your sexual health it. This is supposed to be fun! Not looking to immediately put my face in a strangers genitals without knowing them or seeing a clean STD screen. C.) I'm just as concerned about having my organs harvested as you are 😂. I know it's generally more of a concern for women but hey, I'm not immune to danger either.
So I'd like to talk first, share some photos. Make sure there's some mutual connection and attraction. And hopefully we can put something fun together that makes both of us happy!
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