Oh...

Oh no. Some of you actually took this class.

Look, I'm only here "teaching" this night class way later than anyone should ever be anywhere because I'm supposed to lecture sometimes, even with my tenure.

You all do realize that this class isn't a prerequisite to anything, right? It's not even valid as an elective for any degree. You're just wasting your time here.

You can still leave, you know.

Fair warning, the final test is sword sparring with yours truly, and I'm really good. Single rapier only.

Still not leaving, huh?

I guess I actually have to lecture about something...

Something...

Uh... I'm using chrome as my browser... browser... chrome.

Oh!

Chromehounds was pretty much the greatest online multiplayer experience out there during its time. Can't play it anymore since the servers shut down. No private servers exist, either. Dead forever. That's your long term assignment for this class, get chromehounds servers back up. That'll keep you all occupied for the semester.

Um.. this hour isn't ending anytime soon and you all are still here.

How about...

How about for this class you all play a pathfinder game or something to get to know each other?

A nice group bonding experience for you all to get to know your fellow classmates, and I can take a nap.

It's late you know.

Hop to it, class!