So, there's this guy that comes in once in a while at work. He gives me a hard time, I give him a hard time back. We're pretty cool between eachother, but we never show it. He'll lodge complaints about me to my coworkers and I walk by and say "ugh, I can't stand that guy". We do this so eachother can hear it.

So, today comes around and I'm doing my cashier thing. He gets in my line and starts moaning about how long the line is. I call up another cashier to help me with the line, as per usual.

When the line splits up into two, he lets some people over to the other line and stays in mine. He comments "that cashier makes me stay in the back of the line because I'm black" and I yell over "you got that straight!"

Could hear a pin drop.

Best thing since the "witch incident"