I'm trying to convince the new hire that I'm completely insane, while claiming that I'm the only sane one that works there.

"Don't go upstairs, the ghost haunts up there and no one ever comes down the same"
"The welcome sign harbors a mind control ray"
"The alarm isn't arming yet because we haven't gotten enough of a mind control dose yet."
"The store manager is the leader of the lizard people that pull the strings of society"

Fun times.

Anyways, I've gotten all the flairs and emotes ready for poem lounge (even though no one suggested emotes, jerks), just need to finish up a few things before we can deploy it.

Poem lounge should be live in the next couple days.