Hey.

Mafia is a game. Sometimes people on the internet play it to pretend like they are killing each other.

You may remember those big plounge Mafia games that happened waaaay back when. Well, we got a whole subreddit where we play those games all the time now. And it's fun.

I'm hosting a variant of Mafia today called "Bird Mafia." It's confusing and silly. I have a bunch of players signed up, but people have a habit of not showing up sometimes, and I'm worried it might not fill up and work right.

If you want to maybe consider playing in my little game, say something and I'll sign you up. You don't have to know anything about mafia. All you have to do is be willing to be really confused for a few hours.

The game is running from 2:00 PM EDT until 6:00 PM EDT. If you can't stay for the whole shebang, that's fine. If you'll be around for at least the first 1.5 to 2 hours though, then you're golden.