Mr Horses KBE clopped into the room where PhlebotinumEddie was speaking at Lanark Memorial Hall, calming the supportive neighing and cheering of his fans with a grateful wave of a hoof he addressed the lectern...

"This election we all have a choice to make, a choice between what is best for britain and what sets us back, a choice between stability and strength or weakness and failure. This election we choose not just who represents us in parliament, but how britain presents itself to the world, we choose our future. Only labour provides the sensible, funded, and necessary policies britain needs. Policies that strengthen our NHS, our school system, our role in fighting the climate crisis, policies that work for us, the workers, the backbone of this country. Policies that make sense. Labour have a proven track record in government and will carry on providing what this country needs most; good sensible left wing leadership fit for the 21st century. That is why I am choosing Labour, and why I urge you to do the same; choose labour. Choose PhlebotinumEddie. Choose the best for Britain. Thank you

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