Chi and whitey were fed up of multicoloured hair socialists. They wanted some proper culture. Where better to find some proper Britishness than in Somerset? An idyllic place of nature and Tory values. Strolling around the countryside one could appreciate that this beautiful landscape needed to be preserved. No better way to do so than through the Conservatives plan for the environment which would introduce a range of impactful yet sensible measures to mitigate the impact of climate change.

The people around Somerset would also benefit from the Tory economic plan. To be honest, most people would. It pays to have sensible economics. It puts more in their pocket as the government steals less to spend on botching the private sector's job.

One could truly appreciate the challenging healthcare needs of such a rural region which is where the implementation of a MCP would come into use. Providing primary care in rural areas should be of an utmost priority to the NHS trust and this was a viable platform to do it.

Chi and Whitey knew this and were committed to spreading the good word throughout Somerset (and Bristol).