*BNG came to Muffin in a dream and told them that to win votes they need to lock themselves in a sheep pen in Down Coastal for 36 hours, however, given the campaign there had been finished, and with Christmas around the corner decided it needs a Christmas theme*

*Before entering the house, Muffin made the following speech*

I am here to show everyone the conditions we allow animals to live in, and how unfit they are for anyone or animal to live in. I do this out of love for nature, and out of love for Christmas, I want to see how the turkeys we eat for Christmas live. I will see you all in 36 hours and tell you all about what happened.

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*Muffin emerges from the turkey house, rather dishevelled as a camera crew follows their every move*

Hi all, I can definitely recommend for people to not do that again in a hurry. I must now go home to get a lie down before my next stop on the constituency tour.

*The camera crew follows Muffin as they get in the SProg van again and drive off into the sunset, with the camera crew following close by*

*After a long amount of driving, Muffin gets to the town of Dunbar, pulls into the McDonald's there, where the staff are confused by the sudden appearance of a local politician, who they recognise as a dishevelled Muffin5136 from all the times they showed up in the Scottish Parliament across the term*

*Muffin declares to the eating establishment:* I require a 5 chicken select meal right away please, accompanied with chips and a strawberry milkshake please.

*Cashier* : Right away of course, that will be £7.29 please

*Muffin*: Yes, here you go

*Muffin hands hands over the money including perfect change to the cashier before being handed the meal which they promptly devour*

*On leaving the store, Muffin gives the cashier £5 to buy a food tray, and tells the camera what it is for*

I've got a plan to go to the Showcase myself, and need to start practising for it right away.

*Muffin climbs back in the SProg van and drives away, onto their next destination*