Greetings people of Oxford! I have come in peace (this time), and I bring with me some informational sweeties. You, people of Oxford, are likely highly sensible people. You have chosen to live in such a [clears throat intensely] great(?) place, and your... culture is so vibrant! Well, you know what else is sensible? Voting for a sensible party with dedication to break through the right's monopoly on unionism, and placing building connections with parties on all sides of the political aisle over political grandstanding. First things first, transportation. I need not talk to you about bicycle paths - after all, your town is as chock-full of bike paths as it is of austere concrete buildings. I need not talk to you about the value of transportation. The only reason some of you stay here are the fast commute times and the cleanness of the periurban zone you inhabit. However, both these things are at risk. The plague of factories that you all hate so dearly is encroaching faster and faster, and soon your air will be as soot-covered as your grandma's chimney. Your town is a bastion of [grins] beautiful architecture in equally quaint countryside, however ecological disaster will eventually also be on your doorstep. The Progressive Worker's Party has a state-of-the-art plan of combatting these issues. Vote PWP. Vote for real change