Dai Sinclair: Well, today, we have with us leader of Free Shetland Wales, model-putrid. Say hello!

model-putrid: Hello!

D: So, be honest, are you running a joke campaign?

M: No, I take deep offence to that claim. Free Shetland Wales is an alliance of Welsh regionalists united in our solidarity for the Shetland cause. My personal cause, and the cause espoused in the Free Shetland Wales manifesto, is for independence for Ynys Môn, which is being neglected by a corrupt Senedd.

D: Neglected?

M: Yes. You hear the Conservatives and Labour talking about welfare devolution or whatever, it's all a distraction- have you read Chomsky? It's manufactured consent, meant to distract you from the real issue.

D: Which is?

M: Freedom for Ynys Môn.

D: I don't think you understood Chomsky.

M: I take great offence to that.

D: Any final words?

M: Vote Free Shetland Wales.