Sylviagony is holding a speech somewhere in Worthing

Hello everyone!

So as you probably know by now, I am running for Parliament here in the wonderful constituency of Sussex, against the Libertarian incumbent, and the TPM and LibDem candidates. You probably also know what I will bring to Westminster if I am elected, but the real question is what the other candidates will bring.

Throughout the past week I have worked hard to win your vote here in Sussex. I have shown you what I believe in, and I have talked to many voters and listened to their concerns, because I believe you deserve the transparency and openness. As a candidate for the constituency of Sussex I want constituents to trust me, to believe in me. I want you to think about what is truly right for the UK and who will bring us closer to it.

But while I have been hard at work talking to voters across the constituency, and showing you the wonderful policies that I believe will improve this country, my opponents have barely done anything! The Libertarian candidate has briefly appeared on Tuesday to talk about what they have achieved this past term, but then disappeared and hasn't been seen here since. But even worse, the TPM and LibDem candidates haven't even set foot in Sussex yet!

Sussex, I ask you, do you want a candidate who does not put any effort into winning your vote, or do you want a candidate who has worked day and night, simply to hear people's concerns and explain to people what I and the Labour Party believe in?

I will leave the question up to you to answer, but I have to get going now to continue my campaign. I hope to see your support in this upcoming election, and this certainly won't be the last you see of me here!

Sylviagony gets on her bicycle and cycles away