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#GEXIII [Sussex] - Sylviagony appeals to the young gamer vote in Sussex
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Sylviagony is in Sussex
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Sylviagony is in a large room in Sussex with a group of young, first-time voters

S: Hello everyone! Thank you for tuning into this live stream! So as you can see I've gathered a large group of young, first-time voters here, and we're about to play some Minecraft. If you don't know what Minecraft is, it's a game where you can break and place blocks that lets you get very creative. Normally you would dig for resources and make some tools with which you can do stuff more easily, but today we're all in creative mode, which, as the name implies lets you just freely build whatever you want without anything stopping you.

Anyway, we've had a discussion on what we should build, and we agreed that it would be most fitting to attempt to recreate the wonderful constituency of Sussex, that we are in right now.

I'm just going to fly around and see what my fellow gamers are building, so anyway, let's take a look!

Alright let's stop here for a second, what are you building there, Michael?

M: Oh, I'm building my house, it's right by the coast, you see? Over there's the Worthing Pier, the one Jeff's building.

S: Ah, yes I see! The pier's also coming along very nicely. Let's take a look, shall we?

What is up my good dude Jeff! We were just talking to Michael, who's building his epic house over there! You're building the Worthing Pier I see?

J: Yep.

S: Alright. And it's all wood I see?

J: Yep.

S: Well then, let's continue shall we! That was a very cool looking pier, but there's even more rad stuff around here to see! Let's take a look what Richard is building all the way on the other side.

Hey there Richard! What're you up to my swell dude? Building something very flat looking I see?

R: That I am indeed! I'm clearing out some space for the Gatwick Airport, or as I like to call it, the Crawley Airport! This flat area is where planes will go, of course!

S: Ah, that makes a lot of sense. Keep doing what you're doing!

But anyway, I think this nice game of Minecraft shows us very well what a Labour Government will do for the UK, and especially Sussex! Look at how beautiful everything turned out! Under the Libertarian MP and the Tory Government, the UK has been neglected, but a Labour government will make sure our cities stay safe and clean! And-

Wait what? What is that red stuff over there? That doesn't look good... Oh shi- Oh god, oh no, oh man, oh fu-- oh, uh oh, no no no, stop stop... What are you doing!

Suddenly a loud explosion is heard and the game freezes for a couple minutes

Well then, I guess that is it for this game of Minecraft and this live stream then. I do believe we have learnt a valuable lesson here though! Under a Labour Government, our country will be clean, safe and beautiful, but under a Tory Government...

The game continues for a second before it freezes again, revealing a giant crater where Sussex used to be

Our country will be ruined, destroyed! So don't let that happen, and vote Labour at the General Election!

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