It’s 11 AM and model-willem arrives at the Torabhaig Distillery in Teangue for a whisky tasting with some of the local people from the Isle of Skye.

“It’s good to be here this morning, it’s an honour and a privilege to be able to speak with you about Scotland and our plans for Scotland after the General Election. But first, let’s have this tour and taste some whisky!”

The people take a tour with the owner of the distillery and she explains the entire distillery process. Afterwards, they go to a hall of the distillery where the whisky tasting takes place

“This whisky tastes really great, it has a very full flavour, I really like this one.” Willem starts. “Okay, so Scotland. During the last term we ensured that the block grant to Scotland has remained the same, so the Scottish Government, with my friend Duncs11 as First Minister, could continue with their great work. But we also worked to ensure that a Digital Skills Fund has been set up to help people raise their digital skills capacities.”

Another whisky comes in and they all taste it, almost tasting even better than the first one.

“Well, after being Foreign Secretary for a total of almost four months, I also want to champion issues that matter to Scotland, such as ensuring that Scotland is included in the 5G-network project, so you can hick have great internet to stay connected with the rest of the world.”

A third whisky was brought in and they all willingly tasted it, while everyone was getting tipsier by the minute.

“After Brexit, we need to strike new trade agreements with the EU and hick other countries around the world. We want to ensure that hick Scottish fisheries and good, such as hick this beautiful and delicious whisky, have a secure place in these agreements.”

And the last whisky came in and everyone was tipsy and enjoying it even more.

“We also want to ensure that hick every whisky distillery and other hick companies have the right amount of workers. hick We want to ensure this by introducing a points-based hick immigration system to get high hick skilled workers for Scotland and the hick rest of the United Kingdom.

In the end, Willem’s personal assistant had to support him while walking back to the car, Willem was screaming some weird campaign slogans that didn't make any sense at all and the drove off while leaving a couple of flyers for the people of the Isle of Skye.