ARichTeaBiscuit was quite confused when she was invited by fellow Labour Party member, Padanub to take part in a civil war reenactment between the forces of Lancashire and Yorkshire, as while the politician had a keen interest in history she didn't get the attraction of spending several hours swinging blunt swords with a bunch of incel nerds.

In the small hours of the night, ARichTeaBiscuit couldn't get the chant of white rose out of her mind so against her better judgement she travelled to the outskirts of Hole Chapel, where Padanub was drawing up his plans for an assault against the vile Lancastrian forces, although she couldn't help but note that while he wasn't a midget he still had some sort of Napoleon complex.

"Just like the simulations." ARichTeaBiscuit said to herself as she moved through the centre line with a massive "blunted" sledgehammer causing chaos to emerge throughout the Lancastrian line as the Labour politician whacked the shit out of a group full of incels causing them to oof in pain and retreat to the side of the field in defeat. ARichTeaBiscuit continued to cause fear and panic to run through the Lancastrian lines until Nub decided to be an absolute unit and force his way to victory taking troops from ARichTeaBiscuit's centre line to push forward and take victory for the white rose.

"South Yorkshire deserves to be represented by a real Yorkshireman not someone that used to represent Lancashire! Vote Padanub for the white rose!"