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after his visit to the local RSPCA shelter, imnofox sped through the streets of Sheffield in his biofuel powered go-kart.
"Sheffield! The time has come to oust the tory government! While the Liberal Democraps, the Classical Liberals, the nutty Libertarians, the chaotic Conservatives and the far-right extremist National Unionists conspire together to keep this disastrous government in Number 10, some of us are out here to say South Yorkshire stands for something better!" shouts imnofox from a loudspeaker as his kart swerves through traffic.
"It's time for something different, something that puts people and the planet first!" he shouts, as he barely misses a pothole. "Look at the state of these roads? Look at the traffic? The tories have let Yorkshire down! We need better public transport to get more cars off of out roads, with better public transport and better pedestrian infrastructure to keep South Yorkshire moving."
"We need more people cycling. It's good for congestion, it's good for emissions, and it's good for people's health." broadcasts imnofox, as his bicycle falls off the back of his kart. "Our health services have been underfunded for too long. We must protect the NHS from those with the long knives. We need better funding, and better policies to ensure better outcomes. That means scrapping arbitrary targets for GPs that result in doctors failing to meet patient needs."
imnofox quickly screeches on the brakes to help a chicken with a broken leg cross the road, before zooming back along again
"Our local farmers need real assurances that their livelihoods will be protected when this no-plan government eventually leaves the EU. We must support sustainable and ecologically friendly farming if we want to survive our departure from the EU! The Greens are committed to re-introducing the Common Agriculture Policy to keep our industry competitive and sustainable." he shouts through the loudspeaker after his brief encounter with a poorly chicken.
"Vote to re-elect imnofox in South Yorkshire. Don't vote for the unstable, untrustworthy, unproven radical right- vote for sensible local Green representation. Every vote counts. Make sure yours does to." he continues as he drives to his next campaign stop, aware of how little biofuel he had left in the tank.
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