Deputy Principal Speaker of the Green Party, Baron New Galloway, arrived in London at 11 am this morning. The Baron was suppose to spend an extended holiday at his residence in Galloway; however, he made an unexpected return to London. Upon disembarking, the Baron confirmed that he was returning for a party conference, and to support his friend and ally PremierHirohito. His arrival in Heathrow was less than perfect. After trying to bum a spliff from a reporter, the Baron tripped down a flight of stairs and hit his head. He denied using Marijuana recently.

After a trip to a clinic to look at his head, the Baron addressed a small gathering, where he reaffirmed his support for the Opposition candidate for mayor.

“P.H. is a close, personal friend. I have full…” The baron then appeared to lose his balance, and very nearly tripped over his shoelaces, which he had neglected to tie.

“My confidence in P.H. cannot be overstated. He is the right person for this job. The only downside if he wins, is that a visionary parliamentarian will no longer with us. He will fight for a better london, one without poverty and inequality. I am proud to endorse him”