Chrispytoast123 walks out in front a cheering crowd following the announcement of the Conservative Manifesto for the general election

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! I'd like to take a few minutes to highlight what the Conservative party will do for you if you help us to get back to Downing Street by electing me!

For years economic growth has been focused on London. Should we be elected, the Conservative and Unionist party will set up a National Investment fund to jump start the economy in areas that aren't London, like here!

Crowd cheers

We promise to maintain or reduce VAT and Income tax meaning that under a Conservative government you will not be taxed any more than you currently are. Hopefully, at the end of the next Conservative government, taxes will be lower across the board.

Crowd roars in agreement

We will repeal the companies act so that you have an incentive to start a business!

For your family, we will bring actual change, instead of saying that we will protect them.

We will create a rent-to-buy housing scheme that will allow your rental payments to contribute to you one day purchasing your house.

Crowd claps

We will continue to strengthen the national defence by renewing Trident and modernizing our existing armed forces.

Shouts of "protect Britain" are heard.

Finally, we will improve transport by committing to new High speed lines, creating a national transport card, and freezing fares on commuter fares for the next parliament.

Cheers are heard once again

Chrispytoast123 moves out from behind the podium and out on stage in front of the crowd.

Finally, let's talk about my opponents.

The Greens are a party that promises much but accomplishes little and won't even show up to vote.

The Liberal Democrats are a party in disarray, and we have no way to tell how they will vote!

Labour are a party that will bend the knee to any far-left legislation, you wouldn't want to have another socialist MP, now would you?

Finally, the NUP are a party who do not actually care about you. My NUP opponent has focused on simply putting posters up around York, not actually coming to the people and speaking to them!

If you want a government and MP that actually cares about you, your family, and your constituency you must vote for me, and the Conservative and Unionist party this election!

Chrispytoast123 walks off stage into the crowd to speak to individual voters while applause continues