A train bound for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch finally arrived at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station. Already on the platform at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station were a handful of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Liberal Democrats, all born and bred in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, all waiting for the arrival of the local candidate for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Randomman44.

At last, to the cheers of the supporters already assembled at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station, Randomman44 stepped off the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-bound train onto the platform at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station. The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Liberal Democrat supporters continued to cheer on the platform as Randomman44 began to recite a prepared speech at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station.

"Good evening Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! Good evening Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Liberal Democrats! It is an honour to be here at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station to discuss the policies that matter most to you, the people of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

The people of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch deserve a Fair Deal, and the Liberal Democrats will be providing a Fair Deal for the people of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

We will support the commuters of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by aiming to electrify the railway here at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station.

We will support the farmers of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by investing in climate-resilient agriculture in the fields surrounding Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

We will support the homebuyers of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by building 500,000 homes per year nationwide, and by prioritising the needs of the locals of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch over the needs of tourists and their seasonal holiday homes.

We will support the children of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by providing universal free school meals and by reviewing the curriculum of schools in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

And we will support the culture of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by protecting the cultural traditions of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and by ensuring Welsh language learning is prioritised in the schools of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

The Liberal Democrats have a Fair Deal for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. So let's get Britain moving. Let's get Wales moving. Let's get Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch moving.

Thank you Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!"

The assembled crowd of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Liberal Democrat supporters cheered Randomman44 at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station, for the people of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch had just heard one of the best speeches in the history of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

As the assembled crowd at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station cheered, a train pulled into the platform of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station, heading away from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Randomman44 bid farewell to their Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch supporters, boarded the train at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch train station, and left the quaint village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for their next stop in the Liberal Democrats' Welsh tour.