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The Conservative Party Leader spoke with members of the media today on the steps of 4 Matthew Parker Street, London. The purpose was to remind the British public what is at stake at this election, and what is needed to begin to turn Britain's fortunes around. It has been a difficult six months - indeed, a difficult few years for Britain, as the crazed lefties focused intently on nationalising our industry, spending hundreds of billions worth of taxpayer's money on vanity projects, and have done not much else apart from playing with their train sets.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you so much for joining me here today at Conservative Party Headquarters in London, it is a pleasure to have the opportunity to speak with you about our plan for the United Kingdom - what we want to fix, what we want to change, and how we want to deliver through the mandate that we hope to gain through our manifesto in this election - 'The Plan for Tomorrow'. We have named our manifesto that because we believe that, despite everything that we have collectively gone through over the last few years, there is still hope - there is still a light on the horizon of our future, and we know that the people of the United Kingdom are desperate to seize that light as opposed to simply snuffing it out with more Solidarity."

"After six months of lacklustre Governance, being led by a dysfunctional minority government who have failed at every basic function of Government, let alone succeeded to take your priorities into account - from failing to turn up to answer Ministers Questions in Parliament, to flushing billions of pounds literally down the toilet with errors in their budget and nationalisation projects which no one asked for - we in the Conservatives understand why you are so frustrated. Solidarity claims that because around 30% of the country say that they intend to vote for them in this election, they believe that that they have the mandate to govern - but, the last time I checked, 30% is not a majority - it means that 70% of the country do not want their extreme policies, do not support their reckless programmes and ridiculous spending. Well in this election, it is time to prove them wrong and show them that the country doesn't endorse their utter failure to govern this country sensible and responsibly over the last twelve months. Britain can do better."

"In our manifesto, we have developed both a bold and radical set of policies which draw directly on inspirations from both 'One Nation Conservatism' and 'Cameronism' government - recognising that we must concentrates our efforts on the need to deliver both a strong economy as well as strong public services and more compassionate social policies. If we deliver on all of these priorities in tandem, we can be assured that Britain will be revitalised with unprecedented growth and prosperity, as well as kickstarting a kinder and more respectful society - where the only limits in life are your talents and your motivation."

"On delivering a strong economy - sadly, our economy is currently in tatters due to the reckless spending programme from the government, and we will rectify that immediately with a 'Grand Repeal Budget' in the first month of our tenure, to reverse the nationalisations, extortionate spending sprees, and vanity projects that have come from the Government. We will repeal the nationalisations, and boost our economy by developing a new Regional Development Fund, and by overhauling our tax system to favour economic growth and business development. We will also deliver a brand new 'British Investment Bank' to unlock the much-needed productivity of our Small and Medium Enterprises, and to focus on local projects which need support."

"Let me be clear, when I talk about a compassionate society, I do not mean that we will be soft on crime - a Conservative Party Government will get tough on the issue of law and order, delivering harsher sentences for serious offenders and reviewing our drug laws. We will also not endorse a 'layabout' attitude and will finally ensure that those who can work do work - no more sitting on welfare allowing the state to deal with all your issues, if you can work you will work. We will do this by completely reforming our society; be that through connecting education to business, or changing our tax laws to favour workers. While we do so, we will make sure that the benefits given to those working are increased - as well as ensure that our precious institutions such as the National Health Service are protected and enhanced, to give the citizens of this country a comfortable lifestyle that they need - such as through free dental care, or reducing NHS waiting lists."

"I am really truly excited by the change that we are proposing in our manifesto, I believe that this could truly be a turning point for our United Kingdom, but I am sincerely apologetic for the pain and turmoil that has been allowed to take place under the current Government - The Labour Party have a lot to answer for, the so-called 'Opposition', who did not oppose a single thing this term and enabled the Government to operate as essentially Rose III. We are fully expecting them to team up after the election, but we have made clear to the Labour Party that we would be open to working with them too, to keep Solidarity away from Downing Street. Failing this, if they choose to once again prop up Solidarity, we will be fighting hard to challenge them both in Opposition - and we will actually oppose the Government, as opposed to appeasing them."

"I believe that the choice at this election has never been clearer - you can either vote for a continuation of the chaos that we have experienced over the last six months, or you can vote for change; you can vote for a better future. If you vote for us in this election, and for our manifesto 'The Plan for Tomorrow', we will not let you down - we will turn this country around, and we will deliver a stronger and more prosperous economy, as well as a kinder more compassionate society with every resident of the United Kingdom at the front and centre of our minds. Ladies and Gentlemen, vote for better - Vote Conservative in this election. Thank you!"

The members of the press in the crowd erupted into a chorus of questions, which the Conservative Party Leader answered one by one until they were all speechless - this speech was broadcast to televisions around the country that evening, capturing the imagination of literally millions of swing voters.