Lightningminion steps up

"Earlier today PWP membership voted to admit model-avery into the Scottish Progressives as part of a merger agreement vote. We are glad to have them join us. I would also like to announce that model-eddy has stepped down as co-leader of the Scottish Progressives due to commitments in Westminster. I am glad to announce now that model-avery will be replacing him as co-leader and cabinet secretary for education in holyrood. I shall now let them say a few words."

model-avery steps up

"Hello all. I am very glad to be here today and I want to first thank the members of the Progressive Workers Party for admitting me to their party. Many members have been long time previous colleagues of mine and I am glad to have the opportunity to serve them and Scotland as a whole once again in this new leg of my political journey. The Scottish Progressives are struggling in the polls at the moment and I hope as an experienced Scottish politician I can help turn this around. Thank you."