Heyyyyy gurls, so I kinda present as a femboy and do a lot of girly stuff but I insist that I’m a straight manly man to everyone around me (mostly because my dad is huge homophobe).

Naturally I have a lot of female friends, almost exclusively only female friends. They’re usually kind and sweet and protective of me, but I don’t think they believe I’m a man, and sort of bully me at times for it.

This one particular friend though, she feels very comfortable calling me out on my masculinity.

She teases me about the amount of skincare I do, about the fact that I own a hair dryer when she doesn’t, about my overly coloured clothes, my practical worship of Taylor swift.

I’ve slept over at her place multiple times and she always makes mean jokes about how I could just sleep in her bed, saying that her sister does when she stays over. She talks about how it’ll come down to me vs her sister for who gets to be her maid of honor .

I complemented her on a really cute skirt once and while we were out one day she took me to that store ‘accidentally’ and practically forced me to try on the skirt at the store and bought it for me (yes I do love wearing the skirt in my room)

When asked why she bought it, she said she likes her skirt and wouldn’t want to lend it to me!

Whenever there are other friends around and I mention any girl even platonically, she says, “Oh she wouldn’t be interested in you, she likes men”

That sort of humiliation kinda hurts at times but I gotta admit it does help me rub my clit later lol!

She does sooo much more, AMA about how she treats me or lmk if I should try something with her!