We made a post looking for another couple to roll and get down with and met a nice couple here on Reddit.

They claimed to roll and the conversation seemed to support it.

We agreed to meet at a swingers resort and see if we vibed in person.

When we got there they were drinking already and that was my first clue. We hung out a little and he showed me an old bag with old pressies and even told me they rolled last night.

My bullshit meter was in full bloom now.

Everything else with them just seemed off.

I felt like I could see through all the bs they were spitting.

In all fairness my wife is pretty hot and more than enough times people will do or say what they think we want to hear to get in our pants.

When we’re rolling around people who are drinking they get extremely annoying in my head. Like super agro alpha types.

We ended up ditching em anyway and met a super chill younger, better looking couple we were able to enjoy albeit they weren’t 🔄.

All we want to find is a chill, good looking couple to roll and get down with every few months or so….why is that such a chore!?