I don't have high hopes for this thing since there's like a 0.000000000000001% chance of the right person finding it but ig giving it a try won't hurt ... yk, you never know

So uh, basically, this socially awkward teen aka me is looking for an intense, serious, intimate relationship with someone within their age group (16-22), preferably an XNXP. If you don't meet the criteria and/or just wanna be friends, it's totally fine too!!

Sum stuff bout me:

• Cat person.
• I have a truly stupid sense of humour. Am a monke.
• Pansexual, I also love crappy puns.
• I ike every music of any kind except the majority of pop music.
• Currently in my last year of high school (hopefully) and mentally drained.
• A weeb. I'm mostly not into the mainstream stuff but yeh, still a weeb.
• I don't actually believe in gender/sex, so any pronouns are okay with me. I just classify myself as male in order to avoid unpleasant situations.
• I'm, like, really shy irl but once I get close to someone, I can become pretty obnoxious/annoying. Actually, if I really you, it can get even "a bit" obsessive. (I literally vibe with Yuno Gasai, not even kidding.) Some might call that behaviour unhealthy or whatever but idc, it's natural for me. ... No wonder why I'm single huh.
• I'm literally writing this at 4 AM.
• If you're interested in my measures, here u go: 184 cm, 83-84 kg (ye, a tall chub)
• I live in the middle of nowhere and have only one irl friends, so, if it wasn't obvious enough, I spend most of my time online.
• I suffer from this and have terrible reflexes as a result.
• 4w5, chatotic neutral, Slytherin, my fav color is pale pink.
• What do you get when you combine awful experience with ppl and a naive teen with obsessive tendencies? 0 SELF-ESTEEM AND SEVERE TRUST ISSUES!! YAY!!
• If you think I'm publicly oversharing in this post, you're probably right. Nevertheless, I think most of the stuff listed above is quite essential.

What I look for in a relationship:

• Be a cat worshipper.
• Be weird, in a good way.
• Mutual respect and trust. White lies are still lies.
• I've been in a ldr before and it ended catastrophically. I can give it another try tho.
• You're not gonna get my pics, full address, strongly personal info, or money from me. Don't be a creep.
• The fact that I don't care about gender doesn't mean I don't care about looks. I do have visual preferences.

If you're interested, hmu! ^^ Or don't, for your own good.