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28 [M4F] #UK #Anywhere – Looking for My Partner in Crime
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Informal-Cucumber130 is a male age 28 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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Hello There! Welcome to my post, cliché titles and outdated memes for life!

So yeah, I’m 28, from the UK, and I’m looking for a genuine connection, a partner who can be my best friend and the person I share my life with, from the highs and lows to the goofy moments and the deep ones too.

A Bit About Me:

I'm a bit of an introverted homebody. If I’m not gaming (currently grinding Starfield), you’ll find me binge watching something (big Marvel fan, Deadpool & Wolverine was epic). I’ve started tons of shows like Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, and House of the Dragon, but I’ve finished very little. The idea of cuddling up on the sofa with someone special and binge watching a series sounds perfect and a goal.

That said, I’m also someone who loves the outdoors. Once I’m outside, I’m the type who doesn’t want to come back in. I guess you could call it my Golden Retriever energy. I can be clingy, sending you memes and random thoughts throughout day, but I also like my alone time when I need to recharge.

Personality wise, I’m goofy, dark humored, and dirty minded, so be prepared for plenty of innuendos, jokes and general shenanigans. I'm emotionally mature and able to tackle serious conversations when needed and know how to communicate and come up with solutions, I know how to be a team. I’m looking for a relationship where we can be playful and silly, but also trust each other deeply.

On the Relationship Front:

I’m looking for something long-term, with someone who understands that building a relationship takes work. I want the kind of bond where we can go from teasing each other one minute to having a deep heart to heart the next. If you’re the type who likes to sneak up on your partner while they’re cooking just for a cheeky moment, well, let's just get hitched. Or maybe you’re into trying new things? I won't go too into it but let's just say my mind is open and the sky is the limit.

I'm looking for a mix of fun and seriousness. We can be super immature and goofy together, but also be that rock for each other when life gets tough.

What I’m Looking For:

Ideally, you’re between 23 - 33 but age isn’t set in stone if the chemistry’s there.

Location wise, anywhere’s fine. Just keep in mind that if you live off the planet, you’ll need your own spaceship!

As for looks, everyone is welcome. For me, I’m white, 6’0 with a dad bod that I’m working on, brown hair, and blue eyes, kinda like Shrek, phew, now that's a man lol. I have no tattoos or piercings, but I don’t mind if you do, just know I'm not a fan of excessive amounts of either.

Big thing: I do want kids in the future, and I’m the type who would love to eventually put a ring on it (or have you put one on me, I’m cool either way).

Random Tidbits:

I grew up with dogs (Labradors are my fav)

My MBTI is INTJ-T

I’m a bit of a foodie, though my cooking could use some work.

I don’t smoke, drink, or do drugs, but I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for throat soothers when I’m sick.

If any of this clicks with you, don’t be shy to reach out and tell me a bit about yourself. Your pic gets mine, and who knows? Maybe we’ll hit it off!

If any of this does sound good then I have a pinned post on my profile going deeper into the relationship I'm looking for, feel free to take a look.

I'm looking forward to hearing from you, and fingers crossed for finding that perfect match!

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