For a while, I haven’t been remembering my dreams at all. When I was overweight and snored frequently… I’d occasionally have nightmares where I’d end up acting out in my sleep. For example, I once dreamt there was a strange, bearded man in my bedroom, holding my young child. I started screaming, and was then woken up by my startled wife because my “screaming” was actually audible. Anyway, I started swimming… lost about 40 pounds, and this pretty much stopped. Now, about 2 months ago, I started taking 5mg of creatine on a daily basis, then the bizarre dreams started flooding in. One involved an alien invasion. I looked up, and through some low altitude clouds, I saw a whole fleet of ships racing through the sky. They looked like smaller, compact versions of the USS Enterprise from Star Trek. But this was mild compared to the dream I just had: I was in my house, at night (which looked nothing like my actual house) with… my 60 year old female boss. We put on a movie, and I was really nervous because my wife left a huge dildo on the living room table (?). I was just hoping my boss wouldn’t notice. Eventually, we fell asleep during the movie, but woke up around 1:30 AM. Note that there was nothing sexual or nefarious about watching the movie together, late at night on Halloween… and during my dream, it all seemed like it was a completely kosher activity. Anyway, 1:30AM… we both wake up after passing out in front of the TV, she leaves… and as she’s walking away from my house, two young girls approach my door (probably middle schoolers?). They’re dressed up, and demand candy. I suddenly realize: it’s Halloween. I ask them to wait, and go to see if I can find anything… and then, BAM. I’m standing outside. It’s suddenly the middle of the day. I look down at my watch, and ask a man nearby what time it is, and he tells me it’s 7:00. I’m like, “I thought it was like 1:30 in the morning,” and he just looks at me strange and is like, “No, man. 7.” My wife tells me I’ve been “out of it” for a month. It was like I just regained conciseness. Back at my home… my father in law completed a bunch of home renovation projects, and this weird house that was mine, but I was totally unfamiliar with, started to resemble my childhood home. Then I woke up. The whole thing was fucking weird and bizarre. Woke up slightly disturbed by the whole thing.