Think about it, when I was young there was one, maybe two bins max per household.

They were all one colour black/grey.

Now? They’ve evolved, multiplied and expanded you’ve got green bins, blue bins and brown bins.

Even more than this they’ve started to control us you must give the green bin only plastic, the brown only garden waste. You fail to meet their demands?

Well not much actually happens but who’s to say? Maybe just maybe they are keeping track, plotting and scheming in the shadows where you keep them.

I’m telling you people we must stem the rising tide, fight back now before it’s too late and the whole world becomes just one huge bin shed.

One house, one bin!