I have a proposal to make use of rent*ids, especially those behind in pay. One of my rentoids recently, a woman, behind in her pay tried to use her body to get out of paying her rent. I of course denied this and demanded a mandatory 500% tip, but this also gave me an idea.

What if we rent out rentoids? At some point I could simply own them since they owe me money and if I own them I could rent them out to pimpchads. I could be making money from them even after I evict them in the middle of winter!! I told this idea to some govtoid and they told me that’s not legal since it’s “”””prostitution.””””” So I need some help signing a petition to make that legal.

Please sign and help a starving landchad (making a mere, only 300k a month).