Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, it's Bong. Who let's this guy be a GM? Whoever approved that decision clearly likes to tie their shoe laces in revolving doors. I haven't been following this minor league too much so I'm gonna just book you in the teams I remember you people being in. Get fucked.

LET'S. DO. THISS???

CARD

LEGION (u/BestInBounds & u/Mlgbonghits4) Vs. WILD SIN (u/BenjaminEarl & u/MrCappie) - Legion needs some dubs and you two have been around for fucking ever. So guess what, I've combined two of your better known tag team names and you're gonna fight me and my guy over here.

u/Pruef Vs. u/CompanyAcceptable435 - Now here's one thing I do know, Pruef is a multi time world champ and has won a shit load of stuff. And this guy, this fucking guy, 435 turns up thinking he's hot shit so I'mma give you a chance young one. Make your name, stake your claim, beat this old fuck and maybe next time I won't wipe my arse with your name badge.

u/TheFollower10 Vs. u/Isaiah2787 Vs. u/Conradical27 - I barely know or care who any of you are, please fight for my amusement and maybe I won't send you a video of a dolphin fucking a dead fish. I'm legit serious, I have that on standby and will send it if necessary.

u/SockyDaPuppet Vs. u/ItzzzWoody w/ Special Guest Referee u/DealerTokes - Now these guys I know. Socky is really good at winning matches, but not titles, Woody is still in my bad books for being a racist that one time and Tokes has been here for nearly as long as I have so that grants a modicum of respect. Tokes, you get to choose who you deduct a point from, but only if your picks beat theres. If not then the person you didn't pick losses a point. It's all great fun here!

CHAIRS MATCH; u/J8llonby Vs. u/Too_Rare - TooRare, you've been a bad boy. You didn't buy enough Dakota Kai merch to keep her in the company, you're a failed simp young man. So now you face... this guy... in a chairs match? Whoa, what will they think of next?

u/LeoVitto Vs. u/ShadowRealm65 - Big boy is world champ now, eh? Well I've got a challenge for you, this dude right here? He won the second ever God of Predicting tournament, he's from r/FantasyBookingElite which makes him fucking not right in the head either. So I've got to give the guy his dues, and let him take a shot at the head guy.

MAIN EVENT; 420 CHAMPIONSHIP; InfernoAA (c) Vs. u/danchester_united - Before the upcoming Frontline Prediction League cross promotion event, Forbidden Door, the 420 Championship will be defended 3 times. Up first it's just this absolute stud, I went calling and he arrived in a heartbeat. He'll always be my champion, but let's see if he can be the 420 Champion? FIGHT

RULES

• Pick 5 People to win on SmackDown.
• Your BQ will be who you think will Main Event the Show.
• Your TB will be the length of the Main Event.
• Your Deadline will be the start of SmackDown

Chairs Match Rules;

All participants make picks as normal. All participants then choose two of their picks as their chair shots. Each chair shot counts for two points instead of one. Match is then decided by standard points system.

Now, we watch them fight.

Bong out.