That’s right mother fuckers. You have a guest gm this week and it’s yours truly. Now in normal guest gm fashion I’ve immediately let the power go straight to my head and I’ve decided to book two matches. There was no chance in hell I was going to let the Smackdown roster get two weeks off. You’ve all gotta earn that PTO baby.

Opening contest:

OPEN CHALLENGE MATCH: The first match I’m ever going to book and you know I had to get this right. I needed someone I could count on. Some one that I know will show up and put on a performance. One might say a hall of fame worthy performance? That’s right it was hard to get this man but I some how managed to get one of the OGs of this company. A former World Champion, former Intercontinental champion a former multi time World Tag Team Champion and a member of The Advantage one half of the meanest team on gods green. That’s right! ME!

? Vs Mr Cappie

Main Event: Cluster Fuck Battle Royal. Open to any and all Smackdown superstars. What’s the prize? My love and affection. I know truly the greatest prize in the history of our sport.

Same rules as usual two bonus questions BQ1 a wrestler in the opening contest and BQ2 a wrestler in the main event. Also make sure to include a TB. Thanks guys and I hope you guys show up. Hey let’s have a fucking show huh?