KEEP MY CHAMPIONSHIPS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

That piece of shit Segador has been holding my 420 Championship for far too fucking long. Now, I've had to hire a bunch of hitmen to come and take him out. So please, allow me to introduce my warriors;

u/ThatOneGuyHawk (c)

Atlas Kiyana - This idiot couldn't get the job done on Monday, so now he gets another chance. You fuck up this time and you'll be relegated to DPS. What's DPS? Exactly.

u/DariusShade - You want something done right, then you avoid Darius. You want something to go tits up then you bring Darius in, and I want things to go tits up.

InfernoAA - I needed one of those savages from FBE, they've proven their worth during the God of Predicting tournament and could be just what I need to give Hawk nightmares.

Luke? Gray - Is he Luke? Is he Gray? I'm not quite sure to be honest but I don't like being around the guy and I don't trust him with spoons. All the more merry to join my band of hitmen though.

u/UnknownlegendxD - You think I wasn't gonna bring out one of the OGs? My man here has served through thick and thin, and that's just cunts I'm talking about. If anyone can get the job done, it's my boy.

Robot_Rebel - Cheer up, bub, you got the magic to make this work, you just gotta believe in yourself. Maybe if you win you can get some spunk back into your lifeless self.

PREDICTIONS

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Deadline; https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20220402T14&p0=90&msg=KILL HAWK&font=cursive

GET TO WORK, AND BRING ME BACK SEGADORS HEAD