RESULTS

One Shot Championship; u/SlowbroJJ (c) Vs. u/CyberWrestlingWriter ended in a DRAW, meaning u/SlowbroJJ retains via Champions Advantage.

Revelry (u/TheDumi0711 & u/Pruef) defeats Team Fuck-It (u/Too_Rare & u/Mlgbonghits4) via TB - Bitchzilla ain't gonna last at Mania, my homeboy 2Rare is gonna fucck him the fuck up. Fuck you. Put respect on my goddamn name, fuck you

u/InstinctMan20 defeats u/BestInBounds & u/Muzza__44 - Instinct makes out of his slump of Singles losses and defeats two wides cunts in a tricky match. Maybe we can do something with this, maybe not, maybe you keep it up and we can talk about it over slush puppies later.

u/the_gift_of_g2j & u/Bonanza86 defeats Outer Circle (u/BrokenPenisJoke & u/MidKnightDreay) - Oh my lord, they did it. Bonanza and G2J working together to kick the fuck outta the Outer Circle, you boys did well. You've learned, you've improved and you've conquered.

u/Geninis1224 defeats u/ParagonPerfection via No Show - P-p-p-p-p-p-p-enis

u/Steve_Chandler__ defeats u/DariusShade via DQ - Hmmm, maybe Darius doesn't deserve a rematch for the tag titles, don't fucking know who his tag partners meant to be, better be someone good.

Main Event; Team Fuck-It (u/LMonkA7X, u/ResinOfficial & u/fswnj (No-Show)) defeats u/danchester_united - YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THE RIGHT GUYS WON TONIGHT, FOLKS. THE TRUE HEROES. There's no underdog story here, ya wanker, you lost. You ain't good enough for my new FRIENDS.

NEXT WEEK ON RAW

• u/TheDumi0711 challenges for the One Shot Championship.

Much love xx

Bong