Well you could be due compensation but this is LLR, you won’t get shit but I can offer something better Protection.
HI I’M A SHOUTY MAN AND I’M HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE BEST WAY TO PROTECT YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONE’S FROM THE DANGERS OF LLR BACKSTAGE

LLR has had many dangerous things backstage including but not just

• Zombie Apocalypse
• Crocodile attacks
• Mad Dogs attacking everyone
• And many other things

But I can guarantee safety with the MPA, what is the MPA simple it’s the
M- McKennedy

P- Protection

A- Agency

For whatever amount of money you have in your pocket (but needs to be at least £50 or higher) you get protection from one of the toughest men in LLR Alexander McKennedy whose accolades include

• 1x LLR Openweight Champion so you know he can take on any people of any size
• 2x LLR Tag Team Champion and one-half of the longest-reigning tag teams in Pacific Aces
• 4x LLR Hardcore Champion so you know he can handle himself when it comes to weapons

6ft8 300 lbs of a man who will as long as you pay him well, well gladly protect you not only backstage but if you need someone ringside to protect you he’ll be there, if you need a last-minute tag partner he’ll be there, you want him to murder someone, well he doesn’t kill but I’m sure if you pay him enough he may consider it.

So what are you waiting for if you want this kind of protection just find him backstage in his Office (which may just be a random door put anywhere in the locker room and he’ll be there smoking a cigar or drinking beer)

The McKennedy Protection Agency, he’s here to protect YOU