We interrupt this scheduled broadcast to bring you a message on behalf of Team Pacific

Alright alright alright... It’s Survivor Series season! Or as it is likely to become known, three brands get their asses handed to them by the Pacific Dons.

Now I know what you’re thinking, aren’t you a Raw superstar Monk? Well yes, good observation, but that is business and the Pacific is allegiance, and anyway, it buys me the liberty of shameless, unadulterated promotion for the boys in yellow!

We’ve got Bong, G1 climax winner. McKennedy, former G1 briefcase holder. Faf, LLR’s favourite son and breakout star of the G1. Dumi, formidable in his predicting. Bowie... Who is what? Just exclusive to Pacific?

a producer passes Monk some paper

Lemme check these notes... Oh Bowie didn’t make the team? Well who’s actually surprised?

But last and not least, the self proclaimed Captain, the two time G1 winner, the soon to be G1 briefcase holder, yours truly.

So buckle up on the ride to Survivor Series, we be putting everyone on notice. In brand warfare only one can come out on top, and looking at our firepower it’s a foregone conclusion.

Smackdown and X-Division go fuck yourselves. Raw, also go fuck yourselves but keep paying me. Competitors, have your neck braces at the ready. Fans, buy my merch. Peace out cucks.

We now return to your scheduled broadcast