Yeehaw, you bunch of yanks. Bong here, assisting the fringe group For Hire with their own show, ran in a campsite. This show has it's own re-branding of some matches, so here's a wee guide for yous;

• Bonfire Match = I Quit Match

• Lake Match = Double or Nothing

• Bear Trap Match = First Blood

• Capture the Flag = Ladder Match

• Talent Show = Straight Jacket Match

• Firework Jamboree Showdown = Chairs Match (Put Firework, as opposed to chair next to your respective picks.)

Each Match rules can be found here; https://loser-leaves-reddit.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Special_Match_Types

Got that? Great, fucking let's go.

CARD

Talent Show: u/PhenomenalInferno Vs. u/TheRandomGuy199 Vs. u/BrokenPenisJoke Vs. u/MidKnightDreary Vs. u/SevenSullivan - I hope you bawbags brought your magic tricks and karaoke skills, we boutta have some fun!

u/danchester_united Vs. u/OfficialResin - Dan's been having some issues with Woody for the last wee while, so let's see how he does against Resin, the shite monger.

Bear Trap Match: u/The-P1 Vs. u/TeddyBeware - Two naughty boys playing with bear traps, whatever will they think of next.

u/DariusShade Vs. u/Bench_The_Kench - Darius faces BPJ for the Intercontinental Championship on Monday, but first, can he get over this.... Bench?

Bonfire Match: u/ItzzzWoody Vs. u/Oni-R1 - Resident TWT Champion takes on a part time Oni, who's current success in the Toxic Takedown Tournament seems to be boding well for him, perhaps he'll have what it takes to fight off this lump of woody.

u/Hadi-Younes Vs. u/Genisis1224 - Genèse, préparez-vous à affronter ce chiot Français. Il ne sera pas gentil avec vous, et vous mangera sûrement vivant, au nom de Macron!

Lake Match: u/Pruef Vs. u/525Forever - Making two Canadians fight? On the 4th of July? What will these naughty boys think of next?

u/DerLaubi w/ u/Mlgbonghtis4 Vs. u/CaptainConundrum54 w/ u/UnknownlegendxD - The fact that this was booked, offends me. And because of that, I will be ringside to support Laubi. But wait, fuck, it's u/UnknownlegendxD! CapCons current tag partner, he's there too?!? Ohno.

Capture the Flag: Outer Circle (u/DealerTokes, u/TeddyBeware & u/MidKnightDreary) Vs. CSGN (u/Muzza__44, u/VitaminYes2000 & u/SevenSullivan) - Faction warfare is always a favourite of mine, gotta love people fighting each other because they're different. Wait...

Hardcore Championship: u/TeddyBeware (c) Vs. u/ItzzzWoody - Well lookie here, Woody wants to be Woody three belts? Alas, Neddy stands in his way. Fight, Plebs!

Main Event: Firework Jamboree Showdown: u/too_raretodie Vs. u/DealerTokes Vs u/Narutomanreigns Vs. u/Mlgbonghits4 - Alright, fucks, Square Go. Also, who put 2Rare in a match with guidelines, what will those naughty boys think of next?

CARD TO PREDICT

There's only one match announced for the card, that being;

Elimination Tag: Hardass Nick, Psycho Joe, Lucky the Leprechaun & Matt Demorest Vs. Kid Grapple, Emanon, Jordan Oliver & Mayday Jack.

Here's the rest of the roster; Tony Deppen, Kombat Kid, Kyle Smiley, Logan Stunt, Rickey Crash, Alex Zayne, Dexter White, Paco Loco, Denver Colorado, JJ Escobar, Nasty Leroy, Dilfboy Daltano.

I want you to pick 5 people you'll think will win on the show, but if you pick someone on the winning team of the Elimination Tag match that gets eliminated during the match, it will not count as a point. Got it? Gucci, now make me some fucking picks.

TB: Is time of Main Event.

Deadline; https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20200704T17&p0=90&msg=For Hire presents: GCW Backyard Wrestling 2&font=cursive

Now go. Do Battle!

Much love, Bong xx