Besty is walking slowly towards the LLR performance centre, it's absolutely shitting down with rain but he persists through the fuck off onslaught of H2O. It's been a long month for Besty after solving world hunger, ensuring world peace and fixing climate change and he can't wait to get back to work. After walking on water he takes a seat on a bench in the lobby from which he grabs a magazine - the headline reads "Shock and Awe - Mundar wins the World title ending Pruef's historic world title reign". Evidently Besty is not pleased, tearing the paper in half, spitting on it and throwing it in the garbage before lighting the garbage on fire and flipping the double bird at aforementioned garbage. Force Ghost Grandma Besty appears infront of him.
Force Ghost grandma Besty: This will not do you know.
Besty: I know, it won't grandma jesus christ will you fuck off please.
Force Ghost grandma disappears.
Besty: Well, at least things can't get any worse.
Narrator: Things in fact did get worse for Besty.
As Besty leaves the performance arena a car comes screaming around the corner. Two armed assailants hop out SMG's in hand and spray besty down. He stumbles into the wall clutching his throat blood cascading from his body. He slumps down on the wall as one of the attackers arrives to finish off the job. Pulling out a pistol and placing it to Besty's forehead. The rain stops for a second, the world seems to be at peace and finally
Bang
And with that the ballad of Best "In" Bounds, ends.
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