the camera cuts to McKennedy talking to someone offstage

McKennedy: why should I bother, if I don’t I get called lazy if I do, they rip me to shreds, there all a bunch of arsehol….notices camera is on WELLL HELLO THERE CUNTS, it is I, your first ever LLR Openweight Champion, therefore the best Openweight champion ever as well as one half of the LLR Tag Team Champion *holds up ring and kisses it* so beautiful, anyhow I got two title matches to talk about do I well, to be honest, I don’t care, this company does not respect me, the Smackdown GM's don't respect me, I'm their second biggest star in their damn roster and I ain't even on the POSTER for Smackdown, so why should I give them the time to give you a promo, well cause I need to talk shit about my opponents that’s why so let’s get on who’s first on the list

CameraMan: umm PRIDE the team of Pruef and Laubi

McKennedy: ahhhh yes, those two, look I have some respect for both of them, veterans of LLR hell one is World champ, but they are only having their second official tag team match against THE PACIFIC ACES, a team that teamed up long before we joined LLR, this team of me and Cass have been around longer then Pruef’s title reign and that is saying something, we’ve proven ourselves as one of the best tag teams around, and it’s not just a name, Pacific Aces are just what we are, Laubi, Pruef prepare to get schooled in Tag Team wrestling by the top standard of Tag Teams…. Now, who else have I got…

Cameraman: Ummm Dumi

McKennedy: WHO?????

Cameraman: Dumi your opponent for the LLR Openweight Championship, he had an interview recently?

McKennedy: ooooh the guy who’s interview made me fall asleep, right that guy who has accomplished…. NOTHING, NO TITLE REIGNS, NO MEMORABLE FEUDS, HOW HAS THIS MAN GOTTEN A SHOT AT MY TITLE, and that interview was pointless, where is your charisma, where is the IT factor, cause your interview was boring and flat, you may as well just be a silent warrior, but hey your over with the rest of the locker room, only cause your against CSGN and everyone wants the belts off us, so do attempt but I ain’t come all this way just to be beaten by some punk, but when I hit you with that Highland kick, Backlash will be the last thing you’ll be thinking off, instead it will be Whiplash, now excuse me, I’ve got a limo outside waiting for me, and I have better things than to be in this horrible waste of space.. storms off, flipping off the cameraman as he leaves camera shot