*Gary The Security Man arrives looking confused*

Gary: Why am I doing this

*A Drunken Scottish voice is head*

???: Cause Cim got caught making a bad joke and we can't have that publicity man

Gary: fine, okay here is the announcement following a twitter affair involving El Fuego Birdo fucking his bird, Mandy, Nate Matthews will face El Fuego Birdo in the main event of our CSGN Produce Show, apparently, Mandy will be on a pole, no it's not a pole match, Birdo requested it so I don't know, I'm just a security guard.

Gary: Also announcement of some of the other amazing talent you will see on this card including

Cassius

Alexander McKennedy

Darius Shade

Bowie

Vitamin Yes

MKD

Matt Silva

Undead115

and (Hopefully) more to announce

This is Gary The Security Guy and.... do I have to... fine Cassius-Gun Ichiban. okay now... HEY NO PISSING ON THE WALL

(and if you want to get booked for this shit show (will be predicting RevPro GRLZ Vol 2, Live In Huntingdon 2 and Live At The Cockpit 51 on April 4th and 5th assuming corona virus does not ruin it) please fill out this form https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScrErQpp89x5K3etdqPoRmtXAE6umUYdVc95cxYaj3HPDFRxA/viewform?usp=sf_link)