we see a man with a tennis racket looking away from the camera he turns around to be Cim Jornette

Cim: Hello simple marks, I Cim Jornette has been paid by Cassius-Gun to promote their Outlaw Mudshow Bullshit Show. That's right Cassius-Gun present "Live At The Ichiban 1" cause yes they seem to think they might produce more, I can confirm that all your favourite Cassius-Gun members are there but honestly look at these fuckers.

Cassius - This man is the so-called Leader of Cassius-Gun but has done nothing but choke in big title matches, like why are these geeks following a bigger geek

Alexander McKennedy - oh this fucker I can't stand you have a 6ft8 280 lbs big man who could be the future but instead he a drunk and tries to do suicide dives and moonsaults, back in my day at Smokey Mountain I would cut that crap and make this man a star

Nate Matthes - oh this geek whole gimmick is he can't get laid what more do i need to say

Cim: you also got other geeks of Cassius-Gun involving Darius Shade, Vitamin Yes and many more Outlaw, Mudshow talent from that shitshow of a company called LLR to be announced I'm Cim Jornette, I'm absolutely Sane and Thank You, Fuck You, Bye

(okay but seriously Muzza here if your interested in working this show (will be predicting RevPro GRLZ Vol 2 and Live in Huntingdon 2 on April 4th and RevPro Live At The CockPit 51 on April 5th, interested in doing these shows simply fill out the form here https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScrErQpp89x5K3etdqPoRmtXAE6umUYdVc95cxYaj3HPDFRxA/viewform?usp=sf_link)