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Cassius-Gun Chronicles Part 3
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The camera pans in on a tree in the middle of nowhere, a crashed Chevrolet Camaro can be seen nose-first into the tree trunk, The only thing that can be recognised is that someone left the car, and that person was bleedingā€¦ thereā€™s no trail, howeverā€¦ so they must have patched themselves up before leaving the carā€¦

Meanwhile...

At the Ichiban, We can see each member of Cassius-Gun, they appear to be doing their own thing. In one corner we see Darius and it seems that he is a bit frantic and shifty, possibly nervous about something.

Darius: Where the hell did Cassius go??? hits table

He just disappeared out of thin air, and no one has heard from himā€¦ I wonder what heā€™s doing and hope he isnā€™t doing anything stupidā€¦ Well, I guess worrying wonā€™t get me anywhereā€¦ I got these tag titlesā€¦ and the trios titles! OHHH there is so much to do in such little time! SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK, FOR GOD SAKE!

The camera shifts from Darius onto UD; UD is at a booth in the corner of the club, laying on one of the seats, hands on his face... One of the waitresses walks over with a glass of straight vodka, She announces the drink and UD sits up.

UD: Hey, what do you call this shit? Fucking pathetic, this wonā€™t help a god damn thing! Althoughā€¦ you know what would? UD looks at the waitress and gives her a little wink

I can make it worth your while, plus Iā€™m just a guy who lost his US Title last Sunday, I donā€™t think alcohol will be enough to help with that. UD takes a sip of the vodka, and instantly spits it out. ā€œShit thatā€™s strongā€

Waitress: Yeahā€¦. I think youā€™re a little too young for my tasteā€¦ Iā€™ve gotta get back to work. But keep working on your grindā€¦. Iā€™m sure someone more your age will be interested

The waitress walks away

UD takes another sip, and looks disgusted as he swallows, whispering to himself.

ā€œHow do people even drink this?ā€

*Alexander walks into the nightclub, being flanked by an interviewer and some press\*

Alexander: Right, thatā€™s enough! I have no comment on the disappearance of Cassius, we have had no contact from him latelyā€¦ now keep out!

*slams door*

GAHHHHH

*He punches a nearby wall, creating a hole while everyone turns and looks at him\*

What are you looking at? Back to work everyone! *He heads upstairs to the private area*

UD, Darius, we need to talk

*All 3 members of Cassius-Gun gather at a nearby table\*
Right, so as we know, Cassius has gone missing and no-one seems to know where he is, however, this is not the first time he has done this so we have our emergency plan in case this happened again?
*Darius and UD nod\*
Right, then we have a busy time ahead of us despite what happened. Luckily we still have his third of the Trios Beltā€™s which we are defending via Freebird rule so Darius, you can hold on to that as well right that is all! I got a call to make
*Darius and UD leave as Alexander starts a Phone Call*
Alexander: Hello? Yeah... itā€™s time. Operation V has started.

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