Monk sits in his office, clearly nursing his jaw from the attack of Pruef. He spins round in his chair to address the camera.

It's been an... Odd week.

LBH has got what he finally wanted. Pruef is trying his best to tear BTN apart, and I have two title matches to take on at Wrestlemania.

That's what I'm hear to address tonight, LBH isn't worth it. He's already lost taking me on whilst injured for big stakes. Pruef is no longer worth it... sigh

But the Commonwealth Championship, that is something worth talking about. The first thing coming into my head about this title in particular is the word 'Shithousery'. Yep, 100%. Gorey. from the moment I turned this title into my Commonwealth Empire you have displayed unbelievable levels of shithousery. I know none of you need proof, but I have it anyway. Let's break down the facts, since winning this title, I've never failed in 1 on 1 competition.

FACT.

Since winning this title, Gorey has tried his hardest to stack the odds heavily against me. Elimination Chamber 1st entrant, I'm sure that wasn't just a coincidence, hell even when I was owed a 1 on 1 rematch with Steve, Gorey had to give it a unpredictable stipulation because he knew Steve was never gonna defeat me under normal circumstances.

FACT.

Now we're brought to Wrestlemania, should be Steve's 1 on 1 rematch right? Nah, that's wrong. I'll just beat Steve again and then under the 1 life system get my title rematch back. No, no, no, Gorey has sunk to a level of shithousery whereby the match HAS to be a fatal 4-way. Including a pointless tournament winner, u/zquest13, and a man who is in the match because... Because... Because? That's right! No one knows why u/Mundar_Abagooby is in the match! I can only think that Mundar has given Gorey plenty of relief in the GM's office to make his way into the Mania match.

FACT.

The biggest fact is that Gorey cannot stand me. He cannot stand me as the Champion of his brand, he has done all he can in his power to ensure I'm not champ.

And yet... Yet I've still been YOUR Commonwealth Champion for the majority of the time since TLC.

You see Gorey, Wrestlemania will be an embarrassment for you. I retain the Commonwealth Championship. I defeat LBH and take an additional round 1 Draft pick. And hell, I'm sure Hawk is gonna beat your TWT contender and complete the Wrestlemania Trinity of shame for you.

Enough of Gorey now I suppose, I guess my opponents also need addressing...

Steve... You're a cunt, end of. I've lost count of the times I've beaten you, Sunday will be no different.

Mundar... Also a cunt. You have no reason to be in this match except to stroke your own ego... And Gorey's cock. I've also lost count of the times I've beaten you.

Quest... You're the unpredictable factor... I can't recall ever really facing you, or facing you with any sort of stakes. So my attention is on you Sunday. I'll take you out of the way quickly, and just to be nice... As painlessly as possible.

Sunday I walk into the biggest Wrestlemania of my career thus far... I'll walk out Champion of the Commonwealth, Champion of the X-Division, a criminally good advantage in the draft and I'll walk out by the side of the World Champion. I promise that!