In the living room of HQ. Bahamas, Ecock, and Hydraloonie are chilling watching TV

Ecock: Uhh, has anyone seen G2J today?

Bahamas: Yeah, he came into my room asking to borrow my Russian Bear action figure. He's pretty shaken up after LIR broke in last night.

Hydra: sighs I just can't believe they got past my piranhas.

Bahamas: That's because they are in your aquarium sitting on your nightstand, you idiot!

Hydra: Hey! I'm not an idiot, I'm a villain. We've been over this.

Ecock: Wait, you said he borrowed your bear...he borrowed my stuffed E animal.

Hydra: and my Loonie Water Bottle...

All three members of All In look at each other then dash towards G2J's room as they hear things breaking and G2J's voice raising from behind his door

Bahamas rips open the door and sees G2J sitting around a bunch of assorted items. The stuffed animal, water bottle, bear action figure, a small bbq, a OMB sticker, a toy falcon, a small cage, and an NPA pin.

Hydra: Uhh, whatcha doing there boss?

G2J stares at them with bloodshot eyes

G2J: Strategy. It's all about strategy.

G2J runs out of the room and into SimaShi's room, which is empty

G2J: They stole Sima!

Bahamas: G2J...he's at NPA headquarters, remember? In the UK.

G2J scrambles to Pruef's room where he sees pruef huddled under the covers, snoring

G2J: PRUEF! WAKE UP! WE GOT ATTACKED LAST NI-

G2J pulls off the covers and sees a bunch of pillows stuck together and a tape recorder of snoring

G2J: What the....

On the pillows is a note saying, "Sorry, snuck out last night to stay at Rushmore Mansion."

G2J: I'VE TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN'T STAY OUT PAST MIDNIGHT! WE HAVE SPLIT CUSTODY. HE STAYS AT MY HOUSE DURING WEEKDAYS!

Ecock: Dude, he's in his 20's.

Hydra: Listen G2J, true villain to true villain, I'm worried about you. You got shot with an alt gun less than 24 hours ago. We don't know if there are any side effects. I mean, no one has been shot with an alt gun and lived.

G2J: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ALT, DAMMIT!

Ecock: Should someone call Falcon?

Bahamas: He's gone, remember. What about OMB?

OMB peaks his head of his bedroom

OMB: What's up? Heard my name.

Hydra: You've been in there the whole time? Haven't you been hearing G2J's screams?

OMB shrugs

OMB: I've known G2J for over a year now. This happens quite frequently, actually. He'll be fine in a day or two.

G2J screams

G2J: I've got it! I know what we can do. EVERYONE! TO THE LIVING ROOM!

5 hours later

OMB, Bahamas, Ecock, and Hydra are all looking annoyed

Bahamas: We've been waiting forever. Anyone think G2J died?

OMB: Nah, there's been sounds of a construction crew the entire time. He's got something up his sleeve.

G2J walks in with a bag and a hardhat

G2J: Gentleman! I have the solution of dealing with LIR and that stupid idiot Church, forever!

Hydra: What's in the bag?

G2J: See, usually Church has the upper hand, but this time I've truly outdone myself.

Ecock: What's in the bag?

G2J: This time, Church will never know what hit him..

OMB, Bahamas, Ecock, and Hydra: WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

G2J jumps back out of shock

G2J: Oh, these are just ski masks. As he pulls them out.

Bahamas: We've been waiting 5 hours for masks?

G2J: Well certainly, we're breaking in to their HQ.

OMB: Isn't that kind of stupid to say out loud? I mean, they're gonna read this and fortify their building.

Hydra: Oooooo, meta.

Bahamas: What about the construction crew???

G2J: OH! Yeah, that was a new wing of All-In HQ being built. Three new bedrooms.

OMB: Wait, we have more of All-In?

G2J: Yes! I've been on the phone talking to them. They're all excited and on their way here.

Ecock: Wait, will Pruef and SimaShi approve? SimaShi is my manager, if he's not in..

G2J: Talked to them already. They're on board. They're actually not just on board, they're All-In!

G2J laughs while the rest of All-In stare at him in silence

OMB: Okay...who are they?

DING DONG

G2J: There's one of them right now.