TooRare is seen in the woods as a song begins playing

hey! its been a minute. I've just been taking it all in. Steve was right, isnt that hilarious and depressing? let's not forget P1 and Woody toiling away in the background. I'll make things clear soon. but todays topic, the evil church man

i know you thought it would kill me if you didn't say my name, but Steve forced his name in our stable, you gotta do better than that to hurt my ego

I ask you a simple question, JJ. who holds more guilt? the man who does wrong and accepts his consequences, or the man who repeatedly begs forgive for the same mistake, only to continue making it?

You aren't God. I know what you are. People think you've lost it. but I know thats not true. this new shit is a mask hiding a arrogant egotistical coward, here to relive his glory days without guilt cause this time, hes "guided by a higher power"

hold up, watch this

"alright.. pick it up boys"

TooRare does an old 1920s tap jig, oddly mediocre, and shockingly not horrible

You want me to run ur lil holy Gauntlet, and implied I should drag Toke and Steve into it, which totally isn't you being pissy you got left outta their title match.

we can run the cult v TooRare and ur shitty kids, but that won't keep me from what I ultimately want, me, you, in that ring, no one else, no bullshit. I'll beat ur followers and then beat you too

and then "all gods people" will beg for mercy