after Dynamite, TooRare is walking back from the curtain and collapses in the floor, rolling around a little, groans of pain mixed with laughing and screaming

Get me my damn phone bro, I need a backing track

TooRare finally sits up against the wall, placing the Hardcore title over his shoulder, as a song begins playing

Well fuck! This fucks my plans quite a bit. Tokes. Looks like your stupid ego stroke of a contest is my last shot to the World Title match at WrestleMania. I lost the rumble, I didn't qualify for EITHER chamber match, I got no more roads, and I gotta get on the first class ticket. Well if you had to beg at the pilots feet for first class.

TooRare drinks some water and pushes the hair out of his face, before he continues on

Tokes, lets be honest. Since the day I walked in, you haven't liked me, I haven't liked you. We have had many words behind closed doors. We might not have the on screen rivalry that fits the storybook tale, I will never be your choosen one, but theres enough animosity here to feul a WrestleMania main eventing feud, baby. But the issue with that, and the issue with most people here, is you never saw me at your level. You still dont. As a friend put it, I have major "Tokes doesn't care about me" syndrome. I have always been beneath you in your eyes and hell, probably everyone elses. So what better story is there, than me walking into the grandest stage and proving without a doubt to everyone that YOU are beneath ME. I am more than some eager blood or average bone.

TooRare presses his hand against his face, still clearly beat up from competing moments ago, before once again addressing the camera

Steve, I don't like to keep mentioning you, and you seem to not be thrilled about it either. But one thing you said really stuck with me. First off, HOW DARE YOU SAY HIS NAME! HE WAS OUR SON AND HES GONE! Secondy, I run away when it gets tough?

TooRare lets out a small laugh, before continuing

Let me ask you Steve, who was there for the boys when you left us all for BTN? Who stuck with Stevolution and pulled out the knife that YOU put in our backs? You abandoned us cause you were afraid you couldn't hack it, and left us to clean up the mess. AND I STAYED. Maybe clowning on you for going 0-4 with this dude was weak, but I thought you of all people were above lying to make a point. Keep being too real and I'll leak the Stevolution list. Think you'll main event while facing charges for WAR CRIMES???? Think again, buddy!

the feed pauses as text saying "for legal purposes, TooRare is exaggerating and there is no usable evidence to prove Stevolution are involved in any crimes against humanity" scrolls across the screen

Gen! baller move to casually cut a killer promo in bewteen DDR rounds. Cooked Tokes while waiting for the next bop to drop. However, I'm mad at Steve so we not friends. Sorry, good luck but also hope u lose for my own personal gain! Maybe go win the tag titles w Steve again

Dan, hey again. You once tried to help Laubi poison me. Dont think I forgot about that whole thing. What the fuck was that?? We just all collectively moved on from that.

Bryan, did bro call bill-e-ards "snookers"? That feels British, so now we gotta fight. I do agree however that Tokes will pick an easy way out, and that means I have no shot. But if I hear you say bruv, I'm ending you. However, I have many enemies and one me, so we might talk. If you don't retire first. Jokes aside, you're stepping up your game, and I have to match.

KANE! You finally had something to say for yourself. Kinda a pot and kettle situation calling us pathetic after you sent Ryry to do the begging for you. We've never had an issues as long as I've been here, but maybe that needs to change soon.

TooRare, on his knees, presses his head against the floor and shouting, before returning to the promo

The rest of ya lot, I once again BEG you to come try some shit to make me remember your name. I have an evil preacher leaving me on read routinely, yall gotta come stab me or some shit.

Oh and Dumi, we get to fight in Australia. I dont know man, u a bitch or whatever. I dont know, come jump me on the plane and lets have some fire behind that fight bro

in conclusion, Tokes, don't be a bitch. I just wanna prove I deserve this gift. Take a chance on hate at first sight xoxo. This has been your forever Hardcore champion TooRare, signing off

TooRare crawls off camera, letting out exhausted cries as he does