Look... as fun as it is to point out every error made by every single person in this company. This competition is sadly coming to an end. This will be my last promo stating why I deserve to get this shot. Cause frankly it should be obvious by now, let's not kid ourselves. I'm not stupid enough to claim I'm the only one with the foot in the door. Recently Genisis tossed her hat into the ring. Which was interesting. Tokes, it was neat of you to cover for your slip, but you're not fooling anyone. Gen, no hard feelings but you got in my way here pal. I'm gonna have to tear ya down whether I want to or not. Though... I do kind of want to.

See you said you'll never claim to know why Tokes wants you. Sadly, I have the answer to that. It's cause of me. See, Gen, there was a reason I tried to absolve you of me. I knew no matter my retirement people would want to use you to get to me, and Tokes is joining WBG in those hallowed halls. Sure, maybe it was a throw away tweet but I don't think. I'll read what he said word for word. "She gets destroyed by the evil side of me all just to get back at someone else that did me wrong a long time ago." Sorry. And well, why get back at me by proxy... when you can do so with the genuine article.

That being said, Gen, even without that you wouldn't get picked. See, Tokes is caring about stories these days. And well, let's look at yours. You did NGS and then... Oh right. See Genisis. I'm not the happiest with you these days. See, I bet my career that you would be the future. I put my all into setting you up to be the future of this company. Now, I come back, and I just want to ask you one thing. Where have you been? Why is it only now that you decide to wake up? Chew on that.

With that out of the way, let's look at our other heavy hitters. See the way I see it, is there are 4 viable choices that Tokes'll pick from. Me, JJ, TooRare, or Dan. I truly believe anyone else being chosen will make a laughing stock of, not only this company, but of Tokes and this competition as a whole. JJ and TooRare I've already covered extensively. JJ is cursed by already been here syndrome and TooRare is cursed by Tokes doesn't care about you syndrome. Enjoy Mania from the sidelines, lads.

That leaves Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. I didn't know you were so close to Tokes! Really, I should step back and let you have this shot after all. I mean you have so much history with him. I mean... look at it! He bet on you! The gambling addict... bet on you. In 2018... when you were the hottest star in the company.

Hm. That doesn't feel right. Oh, oh, oh I remember. You must have been in a stable with him, right! Right. You and Mundar and Lemon Stains. And... hm. Wait no Tokes there. Ohhhhhh. I get it. You made up a false connection to Tokes in order to get him to believe that you had more history with him than you actually did to manipulate your way into the Main Event of Wrestlemania. I get it now. I would almost respect it if you weren't in my way. See Tokes bet on you. He went all in on me. He bet everything on me. And the knife I drove into his back all those years ago is one that broke his brain so bad he's still copying me.

See, Tokes, knows I'm the best choice. He knows that because... even if he drops the belt at Elimination Chamber I'm the best choice. Because I'm a chameleon. You can only fake so many back stories as to why you have this burgeoning connection with someone. Tokes. You went all in on me years ago. You know you can't fold now even if you wanted to.

On Monday I'm going to hear you say my name. Because I'm the most deserving. Because I create controversy. Because I create thousands of people begging to see me get my ass kicked. Because I create the Best Mania Main Event.

And you all know it.