Everyone always is talk... talk... talkin'. 'Cept it seems like I may be the only one who really gets the competition we're all in. See, everyone is going about this by putting ol' Steve down. Once again I just gotta ask the question, of why do you think that is? Why has every single promo, even the one's leaving people out, giving Steve a mention and trying to put me down? I'd tell you exactly why if it wasn't so obvious. They all know that I'm the one to beat. That in one week, Tokes is going to look at all the candidates for this... and he's going to choose me.

I don't say that out of arrogance either. I say that because everyone else seems to forget Tokes' priority in this contest. They think this is a competition of legacy, of attrition, of combat, no this is politics. This is a political campaign, but there's only one vote. Meanwhile everyone else got too interested in slinging mud at their fellow opponents, they forgot to actually look at the candidate.

The egomaniacal candidate with their head shoved too far up their own ass to see how far they've fallen. I considered keeping quiet on these attacks. Since it seems like the name that keeps popping up, even in promos that aren't my own... is me. I'm the hottest runner in this race whether you fucks want it to be or not. You can get morally outraged but hey... last time people went out of their way to slander my name I shut them up real quick. Ask yourself where Vitamin and Glee have been since I reminded them of just how active they really are.

But hey, let's look at the mud and see where it's being slung from.

Manic! It's nice to see your face, and y'know... hear your voice. I think it's funny Manic... you say you're holding down the house. That you're one of the bastions who held this company together. I really admire the voice you suddenly found, and your ability to suddenly remember that in order to win the promo competition you actually have to, y'know, promo. When y'know... you don't do that, it can be pretty hard to actually do so. And for some fucking reason when people who don't promo, do, and do a half decent job. We celebrate like we're suddenly breaking new ground! Look guys! This person who's been half assing it for years can string words together!

You keep throwing around this two and a half years nonsense, and this might be you being a little drunk which is fine. But I just gotta say... buddy, it's been 8 months since I've left. I don't know how time works in Australia but that's really not that long of a gap. But hey, I get time can feel long when you've never had a World Title shot. But hey, why don't you ask yourself... why is that? Because I think when you answer that you'll have your answer as to why you don't deserve this shot.

Let's see, who else, Jake Mayhem. Now, I'm going to keep trading 'I don't know you but fuck you's and say I don't know exactly who you are, but fuck you!

JJ. I don't know what backwoods swamp you got lost in, but man... I've missed hearing your delusions. There's such a charm in hearing your misgivings, your long winding words that add up to absolutely nothing... you claim I'm begging. Maybe... maybe... I more see it as I'm playing the game. I don't think you know how much this title means to me. How much this title matters. How much I need it. I need the world title more than anything. I'm out here fighting with my absolutely anything because this title is my everything. I don't give a shit if it seems like I'm begging. Sure, I am. Fuck it. I'm begging. You're right. But I'm not going to stand at an altar and claim I'm above this whole competition. I need this title. I need the main event of Wrestlemania. If that's the stance you want to take, then sure, fuck me for caring.

You're not worth my attention, JJ, TooRare you can have 'em. Hey, TooRare! First off, ouch, rude. Second off, you ask me the difference between JJ and Stevolution. You argue that I did the same exact thing I condemn JJ for doing. I think the question was supposed to be rhetorical, but let me explain the difference in very simple terms. Mine worked. Ok, it's more nuanced than that and I'm not arrogant enough to claim that Besty, LionTamer, Graz, you, fuck even Oni wouldn't have gotten over without me. But you can't even deny that Keeping Up With The Revolution helped you get here. And once again, you seemingly mock me for wanting to get my win over Tokes despite being 4-0. Is that really supposed to be an insult? Yeah, I want to get my win back. It's really a bad thing that I'm refusing to quit despite a mountain ahead of me. Maybe that's the difference between you and me, TooRare. I don't give up when a challenge is too hard.

But hey! You want to be on the grown up table so bad, here you are! Let's give it up TooRare! Giving it a try and throwing his hat in the ring! Happy to have you here, but fuck man, your biggest insults on me is the fact that I helped you and everyone get involved in one of the most successful stables in LLR history, and that I don't give up? Maybe you should go back to the kids table, pal. Cause as far as I can tell, you're giving me freebies to make my case better.

Fuck all of you, and fuck off.