TooRare is seen standing outside his bunker, creating homemade brew, before getting up to speak

Ayo preacher man. Thought you were smart enough to know, but I don't much like to wait. And it feels a little extra hurtful when you skip on over me for lil ol Steve. But thats always been the story of TooRare and Steve, right? Steve had everyones eye as TooRare chased that same success? Maybe that's why I came for you. Once again hunting Steves demons for my own glory.

Steve. Welcome back friend! Would've appreciated a heads up, but here we are. Glad to see you back. A little mad you stole JJs attention but I'm still excited. Hell, with the return of Besty, I have the urge for some reason to grab that GAIA kid and meet outside HQ. Hello BestInBounds. Lots of love but can you just hold on a minute while I add to the Stevolution - World champion pipeline.

But hey, whats going on in the LLR world outside of TooRare? I'll come back to ya, JJ, but a lot of shit has been happening.

P1, good shit, I saw your promo. But how you gonna bitch and whine that I'm ignoring you and then you dont even mention me once? Thats a bit hypocritical, my friend. It seems me you and Woody are destine to meet at WrestleMania, so we will finish this then and there.

Which leads me to the man himself. Woody, darling. I hate to agree with you but I'm also hating the bootleg 2023 Woody run Tokes has been pulling. But to quote a wise space man, you're too dangerous to be allowed to live. Mania, me and P1 kill you, then I kill P1. Happy days. But uh hold on to your delusion while you can.

Moving on, your reigning LLR GRAND WORLD CONTINENTAL OCEANIC UNDISPUTED REGIONAL INTERNATION WORLD NORTH AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, Tokesie baby. I mean what else can I say. Nothing personal, but I want that belt, so I have to put you down. I don't make the rules. Either in Australia or at Mania itself, I'm taking it from you. So hold it close.

Mark Steel. Pretty firey kid. Reminds me of me in 2018. I have a feeling you'll do very well here.. eventually. But nows not your time, its time for TooRare to climb the mountain. f For now, forcus on beefing with that Jake Mayhem kid.

And speaking of, I like what I have been seeing. See normally, I would say all this "what about competing, earn it" bullshit were the cries of a man who couldn't talk for shit. But then I watched you cut a perfectly good promo. So now I'm more intrigued. You're smart, saw right through Tokes. But you're not the only one who thinks this is bullshit. Kid, I like your work, but I need you to understand, I plan on walking out of Australia winning a chamber match. And if you end up in the same chamber with me, I will not hesitate to put you down. So, while I wish you the best, also pray we don't cross paths on our common goal. Tho it is likely inevitable. So until then.

LBH is back from playing international ambassador. you can't prove any political crimes that may or may not have happened during my LLR tenure. And thats all I have to say, hope I get a chance to smack you around again tho.

Now, what about Instinct? The choice that "makes sense". I don't know too much about Instinct, and I have no problem with Instinct.. yet. However, since I've been back, they have been consistently near the top of the card, so I gotta feeling our paths will cross on my title journey. So I cant wait to see you face to face.

Then you got Larry and Birdo being the first constant team since NGS! Kane Carnage is still around, tho a little quite. You got that weird lil countdown that happened with that god complex dude, and how can you forget about folks like Ryry, Gen, CapCon, Zquest, Dumi, Costner, Gleeful, and everyone ele??? I think maybe Dan is kicking around somewhere here too?

JJ, preach ur bullshit, burn my house, kidnap me, whatever the next move is, lets fucking stop with the endless silent tension. or did you realize you would fail again and quit while you were ahead? I'll be waiting, unpleasantly

TooRare leaves, and the camera holds, as a faint guitar can be heard long enough to recognize. the faint tune of the Preachers sermon, as a strange, 7 foot man with a black hood watches TooRare from a distance