TooRare is seen chopping a tree down in the distance, before the camera turns and he's behind the camera operator

Hey there!

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Yeah you're not the only one with production quality, bitch

So, anyone following my story since I've been back knows that originally my goals were P1 and Woody. Then, recently, the World Title once again caught my eye, and I've been chasing that while Woody and P1 were on the backburner until I was ready for them. But, in typical TooRare fashion, something has once again caught my attention.

The preacher man. Mr advantage, ol SlowBroJJ. Missed ya bud. you seem too "humble" or insane right now to tell the folks about yourself, so let me.

You came up with a lot of the guys who were THE Guys when I came in. I mean you had WARS with someone who would become one of my biggest challenges and mentors, Vacant. You lead the Advantage, similar to me leading Stevolution. A former Intercontinental champion, much like myself with the Hardcore title. You left and came back several times, just like me. So many parallels. But theres one thing you got that I didnt. The Heavyweight title.

You see, JJ, that pisses me off. Why does this worn out, emtpy headed, past their prime old preacher get to look themselves in the eyes and say "I did it" while I cant? But then I figured it out. Well actually, you told me. You showed up in LLR when it was an empty playground, where everyone got to achieve their dream cause there was no one else around yet. And yeah, you all got better, some of the best in LLR, and that's the environment I walked into.

If I had been signed the same time as you, JJ, I'd have been a multi time champ already and be off comfortably watching Woody from a distance. But I broke in during the age of Vacant, Pruef, Civ, Monk, Dan, and so many more. the tyranical reign and eventually fall of BTN. Which is funny that you had already started your fall from glory by then, crazy how quick that turns around, huh? But I had to fight so much more than you to earn less.

Your success isn't talent, it's luck. Being the right person at the right time. But that time is long gone and you are by far the furthest thing from the right guy these days. Face it JJ, you're a lowlife like me who had a bit extra privilege.

But, you've decided to not wrestle this go around, so unfortunately it seems our war will be confined to one of words, if you have the balls left to respond. But anyway, I want you to lay your head to rest this evening, and think about just how truly simlar you are to me, and admit either I'm up on the same level as you, or that you're down here with me. You're tired of all the jokes, when the biggest joke is looking at you in the mirror. Hope to be talking to you soon