Oh, so you won the rumble for weird promo contest??? Thats so much more dumb than I could've ever imagined.

Alright Tokesie, lets indulge your bullshit for a second. What do I need to tell you? You were here my first night, you were here every time I left, and every time I've come back, you've gotten to witness my story first hand pal. But lets have a breif run down for the youngins.

7 times Hardcore champion, 8 if you count this run! Which I do, but head office keeps telling me its not recognized but whatever. Former Total Warfare champ, bet you all forgot about that week, I did. A former Free For All winner, the Hardcore King, The leader of the revolution, the loveable scamp from Stevolution, the real main character. Hi Tokes, its me, TooRare.

So pick whatever story suits you most, oh great lord. The prodigal son returns to slay the tyrannical leader, the last shot to achieve the mountain top, Comedy Side character to overpowered main cast type shit. But none of that matters, I know I'm not gonna win your little essay contest. you would never willing choose to face me and lose your title. I know my only way to you right now is in Australia. Can't wait for the main event, Tokes v the homeless man he thought he could beat. itll be a close one. come find me if you stop being a bitch xoxo

remember kids, democracy, not Tokesranny