the camera opens to show a forested area, TooRare is doing pull ups from a tree branch, until it finally snaps. TooRare falls out of frame before immediately popping up next to the camera

Gotta say, I was impressed with your response. maybe you're not as useless as I had thought, kid.

TooRare immediately appears inside his home w the camera man, who seems confused and terrified by this

I gotta be honest pal. You're loud, you're arrogant, you're annoying, and you are just so full of fire. and if I'm being real, it kinda reminded me of how I walked into this place and immediately demanded a title shot. You remind me of a young me, while were on it. But that shouldn't shock me. you said it yourself, you grew up idolizing me. So how was it? to meet your hero?

TooRare is now behind the bar, pouring a drink, with a lit smoke hanging from his lip

this is already cannon btw, we're not addressing it

Now, I might not be what I used to be, but I'm not ready to be a stepping stone just yet, so you're gonna have to wait champ. I truly believe you could be successful here, but NOT at my expense. I'm not hitting dudes w 18 wheelers anymore but I'm still the baddest dude walking the streets today.

TooRare is now in a lake, next to a waterfall

moving on, we'll circle back, don't worry son. P1. straight up i don't even know what the fuck your suing me over, but know that I'm gonna fucking win. You are a coward wearing the facade of a revolutionary.

TooRare walks out of the lake, immediately dry and wearing new clothes

I mean god damn, you have really made a career off of being the unwanted side character. Buddy, it's been years. you gotta move on and accept that you've run out of people to mooch off for that spotlight. and who can forget, you were like the first or second dude who "suddenly" devoted themselves to the Hardcore championship after me. It's getting a little creepy, babes.

TooRare is back in his living room, wearing a Maury "not the father" tee

now back to the kid. Once I'm done with my lil civil suit or whatever the fuck, my boy, I am gonna embarrass you. you are not ready for this spot just yet.

TooRare is then seen lighting a small fire in a Walmart parking lot

Consider that a warning