a video beings playing, trees by a lake, on a beautiful fall day. as the camera pans the landscape, TooRare jumps from a tree

You better hold on tight, spider monkey. TooRare here, I was just up in that tree trying to confront and kill God. its my turn. But in my irish goodbye of a retirement, Woody started having a midlife crisis.

TooRare takes off his jacket and shoes

so, you want to fight a retired guy for a retired belt in a soon to be retired fed? sounds like a true world champion babes. Like, you're the 5th guy to get obsessed with the Hardcore title after me, get your own bit you freaks. its my belt and I will be buried with it

TooRare takes off his shirt and socks

but Woody, I really hope you dont think I've gotten soft out here. what do you think I've been doing all this time? training for my battle with the big man for his job. you think you're tougher than God? I tell you this because you're one of the people around here I hate the least, but brother, I am going to kill you without hesitation and go one to become the new ruler of time and space. And I will greet you from my throne as a constant reminder of what I did to you

TooRare takes off his pants

So, sweetums, go have your lil angry old man tour, and I'll come find you when you're ready. Just be sure to make your peace before hand. Tootles

TooRare jumps into the lake as the camera fades out